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Posted 17/01/2010 02:22


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The Masonic Lodge Structure

 

The Senior Warden
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than an Intercity Express
Is faster than a speeding bullet
Walks on Water
Gives policy to God
 
The Junior Warden
Leaps short buildings with a single bound
Is more powerful than a goods train
Is just as fast as a speeding bullet
Walks on the water if the sea is calm
Talks with God

 

The Senior Deacon
Leaps short buildings with a running start and a favourable wind
Is almost as powerful as a goods train
Is faster than a speeding airgun pellet
Walks on water of a swimming pool
Talks with God if special dispensation is given
 
The Junior Deacon
Barely clears a garden hut
Loses a tug-of-war with a train
Can fire a speeding bullet
Swims well
Is occasionally addressed by God
 

The Inner Guard
Runs into buildings
Recognizes trains two out of three times
Is not issued ammunition
Can stay afloat with a life vest
Talks to walls
 
The Outer Guard
Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter buildings
Says "Look at the choo choo's"
Wets himself with a water pistol
Plays in mud puddles
Mumbles to himself
 
The Worshipful Master
Lifts buildings and walks under them
Kicks trains off the track
Catches speeding bullets in his mouth and eats them
Freezes water with a single glance
HE IS GOD !


  Stephen   

Inner Guard. Lodge of Humility 8464, Kings Court, Chandlers Ford.

Steward. Albert Edward HRA Chapter 1780, Albion Place, Southampton.

The Norman Lodge of Mark Master Masons 1279, Kings Court, Chandlers Ford.

Hampshire Lodge of Emulation 1990 Lodge of Instruction.

 

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Posted 17/01/2010 12:34
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Sorry to correct you, but it's the Secretary!!!
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