Masonic Forum Home Search Members Calendar Who's On Welcome Guest ( Login | Register ) Recent PostsRecent Posts Popular TopicsPopular Topics Home » General » Knobs & Excrescences » The Structure of a UGLE Lodge The Structure of a UGLE Lodge Rate Topic Display Mode Topic Options Author Message VintagemaltVintagemalt Posted 17/01/2010 02:22 Master Group: Forum Members Last Login: Today @ 00:00 Posts: 683, Visits: 1,966 The Masonic Lodge Structure The Senior WardenLeaps tall buildings in a single bound Is more powerful than an Intercity Express Is faster than a speeding bullet Walks on Water Gives policy to God The Junior WardenLeaps short buildings with a single bound Is more powerful than a goods train Is just as fast as a speeding bullet Walks on the water if the sea is calm Talks with God The Senior DeaconLeaps short buildings with a running start and a favourable wind Is almost as powerful as a goods train Is faster than a speeding airgun pellet Walks on water of a swimming pool Talks with God if special dispensation is given The Junior DeaconBarely clears a garden hut Loses a tug-of-war with a train Can fire a speeding bullet Swims well Is occasionally addressed by God The Inner GuardRuns into buildings Recognizes trains two out of three times Is not issued ammunition Can stay afloat with a life vest Talks to walls The Outer GuardFalls over doorsteps when trying to enter buildings Says "Look at the choo choo's" Wets himself with a water pistol Plays in mud puddles Mumbles to himself The Worshipful MasterLifts buildings and walks under them Kicks trains off the track Catches speeding bullets in his mouth and eats them Freezes water with a single glance HE IS GOD ! Stephen Inner Guard. Lodge of Humility 8464, Kings Court, Chandlers Ford.Steward. Albert Edward HRA Chapter 1780, Albion Place, Southampton.The Norman Lodge of Mark Master Masons 1279, Kings Court, Chandlers Ford. Hampshire Lodge of Emulation 1990 Lodge of Instruction. Post #17420 Peter LortonPeter Lorton Posted 17/01/2010 12:34 Apprentice Group: Forum Members Last Login: 03/07/2010 15:19 Posts: 27, Visits: 52 Sorry to correct you, but it's the Secretary!!! Post #17427 « Prev Topic | Next Topic » Reading This Topic Active Users: 0 (0 guests, 0 members, 0 anonymous members) Forum Moderators: Mike Martin, Stu Thorpe, Tom Cherup Forum Jump... ---------------- Forum Home Search Members List Calendar Who's Online ---------------- Site Announcements |-- Announcements General |-- Greetings to our New Forumites |-- General Masonic Discussion |-- Masonic History (Legend -V- Fact) |-- Ritual - Esoteric & Symbols |-- Travellers' Diary & Dates |-- The Reading/Watching Room |-- The Appendant Degrees and Orders |-- Feminine & Co-Masonry |-- Knobs & Excrescences All times are GMT, Time now is 1:33am Powered By InstantForum.NET v4.1.4 © 2010 Execution: 0.049. 10 queries. Compression Disabled.
The Masonic Lodge Structure
The Senior WardenLeaps tall buildings in a single bound Is more powerful than an Intercity Express Is faster than a speeding bullet Walks on Water Gives policy to God The Junior WardenLeaps short buildings with a single bound Is more powerful than a goods train Is just as fast as a speeding bullet Walks on the water if the sea is calm Talks with God
The Senior DeaconLeaps short buildings with a running start and a favourable wind Is almost as powerful as a goods train Is faster than a speeding airgun pellet Walks on water of a swimming pool Talks with God if special dispensation is given The Junior DeaconBarely clears a garden hut Loses a tug-of-war with a train Can fire a speeding bullet Swims well Is occasionally addressed by God
The Inner GuardRuns into buildings Recognizes trains two out of three times Is not issued ammunition Can stay afloat with a life vest Talks to walls The Outer GuardFalls over doorsteps when trying to enter buildings Says "Look at the choo choo's" Wets himself with a water pistol Plays in mud puddles Mumbles to himself The Worshipful MasterLifts buildings and walks under them Kicks trains off the track Catches speeding bullets in his mouth and eats them Freezes water with a single glance HE IS GOD !
Stephen
Inner Guard. Lodge of Humility 8464, Kings Court, Chandlers Ford.
Steward. Albert Edward HRA Chapter 1780, Albion Place, Southampton.
The Norman Lodge of Mark Master Masons 1279, Kings Court, Chandlers Ford.
Hampshire Lodge of Emulation 1990 Lodge of Instruction.
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